Funny thoughts

What if somebody was playing baseball…and they forgot and they thought they were playing football.

What if an umpire in a baseball game…forgot and thought he was a player and caught a ball at the first base.

What if a baseball player, swung at a pitch…and his bat flew out of his hands, and the bat hit the pitcher in the head. and the pitcher threw the bat back at the player.

What if a baseball player got mad, and tried to break his bat…and he forgot the bat was metal, and the bat didn’t break…and he kept trying to break it over and over again.

What if a person, whose job is to take care of a baseball field…got up to bat, and he used a rake to hit the ball.

What if somebody used a pinecone to play the drums?

What if a drummer stuck his head in the bass drum.

What if you try to learn french by a Japanese teacher and he/she is actually teaching Russian.

That is a good one.

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