Forum ruined my dinner

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So I was cooking burgers and asparagus on the grill when I went inside for something and decided to post one of my poems. When I was done posting I walked back out and found that while I was inside the grill caught fire and burnt everything beyond recognition. FML

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Ahahah sorrrryy

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Lol…not the asparagus!

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I’m very rarely in charge of cooking anymore and this is exactly why. I just walk away and forget what I was doing.

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Charcoal is good for the digestion …or so I hear.

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this is the story of my life, walk away and forget whatever it is I was doing

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I’m sorry to hear that. I’m very thankful for what I have, but I don’t have enough where I can shrug off having to toss dinner for a family of six.

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I’m confused. My wife and I have four children. Are you saying you also have a family of six?

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This requires an @everhopeful style of poem…

Oh burgers
You looked so tasty
Why did you burn
When my back was turned

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I did the same thing on Memorial Day minus the poem.

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My wife put me in charge of dinner again tonight. She has a lot more faith in me than I do myself. Wish me luck.

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I’ve known people who have OD’d on medication. The doctors fed them charcoal to help them. I don’t know why they use charcoal for OD’s. Maybe it sucks up the excess medication like a sponge. Yeah, my friends came back from the emergency room and their tongue and mouths were still black from eating charcoal.

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