Spolier alert :
Go to bed at the same time every night
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Ah, the rhythm method… 
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6 billion nights and that’s the best they have??? 
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Uhhh…
rhythm meth·od
ˈriT͟Həm ˈmeTHəd/Submit
noun
a method of avoiding conception by which sexual intercourse is restricted to the times of a woman’s menstrual cycle when ovulation is least likely to occur.
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That was my joke, hence the laughter emoji afterwards. I didn’t think it needed spelling out.
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I don’t get the joke. What do sleep habits have to do with birth control? Spell it out for me.
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It is a play on words. On one hand it refers to getting in to a habit of going to bed the same time every night (getting into a rhythm), and then a dirty innuendo that sleeping with a woman so that you don’t have to use a condom ( the rhythm method).
Simple, not hilarious, but mildly amusing.
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