Which feels better?
- A really good fart
- A really good sneeze
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The worst is when you feel you need to sneeze and then the sneeze just fizzles out. It’s one of life’s great disappointments. 
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Yeah I hate that.
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you try to move the right way to make the sneeze happen, but like you said, it just fizzles out. hahahahha
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OMG yes!!! I hate that so much! I’m one of the lucky ones that light causes me to sneeze, so usually I can manage to get it out if I have a bright enough light around.
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How about farting because of a sneeze (for we old timers)?
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Better than peeing because of a sneeze!
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well played @LED. I’d have to go with the sneeze.
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I really feel good when i nuke a long fart 
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50/50. 12121212
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Go for broke: Snarting!
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Better than sharting!
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Trooooooooooooooooooth!
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I do like a really good fart if you can get away with it!
It’s so much harder with respect to a sneeze!
I’m on the fence! As always…
Oops. !
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Farting is satisfying
A high fire diet brings it on
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what a fun topic lol
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Depends. Sometimes a fart can be a relief when you’ve been holding it in much of the day. Sometimes you may find you’ll accidentally lay a shart.
Okay, I have to thank you all for this thread…I woke up paranoid, severely anxious, in tears, and i cut myself. This helped cheer me up (that and klonopin anyway)!!
I vote for a good fart. blush
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Sometimes your just so old you fart…
better hope your around folks your comfotable with- best when you both fart at the same time!
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This topic sucks balls.
Too common for me