Fake Forum News

Let’s think of really outrageous (and entirely fictional) forum headlines.

Breaking News:

Mods clash with forum protestors, 3 dead
Monday protests escalate over religion-and-donut-related feud


Patrick threatens permanent leaving of forum
Forum comedian @patrick issues perma-leave warning, cites increased “censorship”


Forum moderators accused of snooping around PMs
FBI has launched investigation, forum citizens outraged


@Minnii 's Good Morning / Good Night thread mysteriously disappears
Iconic forum thread last seen Sunday night, @minnii issues statement

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Wow…you win the prize…good work…lol

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Funny! :joy:

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The more I think on it the funnier it is…its meta satire hilarious…

Only three dead? I need to try harder.

Using a reward for your threat is poor technique. :slight_smile:

Mods can’t. SzAdmin can, but doesn’t as he is so short of time he’s lucky he can make it to the bathroom when he needs to.

(Buuuurrrrrp.)

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So pixel is the meta meta satire master?

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