First thing I do is go to the bathroom. Well when I grab the toilet paper, Don Juan starts RUNNING to the kitchen because he knows I’m done and it’s time to eat. Well then after coffee have to go to the bathroom again. Don Juan thinks he’s getting MORE FOOD??? Cuz he associates me going to the bathroom with him getting fed. Lol yeah right Don Juan nice try.
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Calliope’s previous owner would give her wet cat food the very first thing in the morning. Sorry kitty, first I pee, then I shower, then I have coffee, THEN you get wet food. She acts like it’s the End Times.
“Muurrrp murp murrrrrr MURP!”
(She’s a talker.)
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That really funny 
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