Dreamt Balls and Penises Were Flying Towards My Face

I know… I know…

conan

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A dream interpreter would have a field day with this one.

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Sounds like quite the dream. Cant ever say ive had that happen

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I do not trust a penis. Apparrently they only watch Dick Tracey and farm only male chickens.

:thinking:

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I take responsibility for throwing balls at you. Not sure about the rest.

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During psychosis I had visual hallucinations of a flying penis for real, no joke.

I’d prefer if they were flying boobs in my dream.

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Whenever I looked at the ceiling I saw that shiny flying penis moving.

Off meds I had a female sex voice who was screaming from sexual joy. It was embarrassing in public.

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Got yer back, bruv.

:rofl:

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Spaceballs is a great one, too. Lol

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Freud would’ve loved to get in a hot tub with you.

:wink:

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lol!

Some very funny replies on this thread! :laughing:

I just don’t understand the dream…these cosmic hairy balls and penises…etc. I’m a boob and ass guy damit!

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Penis reference #2989 :memo:

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I wanted a woman to rub my back in bed one night while I was awake so I willfully manifested an hallucination of a woman’s arms to do just that.

Hah, more like reference number 4,678,000…….

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Were the flying peens of the shrunken Invega variety?

Noooo….not the cloud! Noooooo.

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