I have a delusion about babies and babies coming into my life. Not me giving birth, but females around me giving births and then giving me the baby.
Or that I got some young lovely pregnant and she will just give me the baby and go. Or that I got a spirt pregnant and she will take human form, have the baby, give it to me and go back to the spirit world. But I will wake up with this feeling that there is a baby on the way.
I have spent tons of money on baby cloths and baby shoes and baby toys. I’m a guy, but I know there is a baby due in my life sometime. But my sis keeps returning the baby cloths to pay rent. Smart girl. I’ve told the ladies at the baby clothing store that I’m a doting Uncle. Which is true… I do buy a lot of stuff for my nieces and nephews.
I am working on spending my money on real needs instead of hopeful delusions.