An old joke I wrote and sold to a local Comedian years ago…
They say the Hubble Telescope is so powerful, scientists can look down from outer space and view the front lawn of your house!
And I’m thinking, GREAT! One MORE place I can’t masturbate!
(Aah…the good old days when I was young and full of it!) 
they’ve got a parabolic mic nowadays thats so sensitive it can hear a snake fart in Egypt! -John Gotti
a good ol Asian massage parlor is in order. After she gets done rubbing you down roll over with a pop tent and she will say “You Want”?
Probably not PC anymore but what the hell.
I’ll let you know when I return in five minutes 
Once i went about 3 months without thinking I was being watched, Now could care less if they want to watch without me knowing, it’s them who have a problem not me, although it does slow you down
I posted a thread like this and it got taken down immediately. Maybe minnii is going easy on the regulars?