Post the most humorous time traveler confession you can muster…
I was actually the bank in charge of calling in all loans on the stock market at the same time…right before the big crash…i mean i wasnt like the dude in charge… i was the actual building… because time travel was hard when i was a kid … but i still feel a little guilty for housing such a crappy event… badumboom…tsss
That got lengthy sorry…one more…
I went back once and told all the cowboys its bad luck to smile in a photo…
I went back to the great fire of Rome to see if Nero actually fiddled while it burned. He was using a lyre, it was a gesture of mourning, of course he was universally hated so the story spread that he was celebrating.
Im not sure how we are both steve jobs dad and his brothers… but im pretty sure we messed up the timeline… and he is some kinda reanimated disembodied potato ghost donkey…
They erected 5 great pyramids to bury me in but at the last minute they changed their minds and buried some slacker named King Butt or King Tut or King Nut or something like that in them.
I’ve travel to many time lines and places , but the worst one was when I appeared standing in Dinosaur poop…On the top os a hill…well you get the rest I was totally covered in poop a second later after fall into it…
I used to think that it was more like 2275 or something like that when I was ill and thought the scientists had the computer generated world the devil was being trapped in just thought that it was in the nineties…(when I was sick)
