It was about 7, 500 b.c.
There we all were struggling to survive.
I decided to pop a few caps of a hallucinogen one day.
As it took hold i noticed some movement out of the corner of my eye.
It was a group of little tiny people and they were moving toward me.
Out of nowheres they grabbed me up and took me away from my tribe.
In the middle of nowhere they took me to a hole, i didn’t know what it was, just some hole.
They threw me inside and i woke up here in the 2000’s.
Yes! I am a tripping time traveling ancient dwelling caveman brought to your time by a group of tiny unnatural interdimensional dwellers who threw me in a vortex!
I must say your time is wwwaaaayyyyyy ■■■■■■ cooler than ours ever was man, i was like what is this magic, showers, ping pong, jagermeister.
Unbeknownst to some your time is actually quite the heaven to a time traveling cave man, i mean this place if ■■■■■■ sweet.
