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Stupid, not a crime but incredibly dangerous.
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I know that nickel i dropped rolled under here.
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“We’re not known for our brains around these parts”
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We’re known for our brains around these parts, just not in a good way.
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“Last shot of brother Bob alive…”
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" Damn, I’m so inventive when I’m drunk".
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"I knew that three months of college would pay off.
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" Y’all guessed it, I’m from the South".
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“Say, could you hand me my cardboard wrench”?
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'Whatcha al gawkin at? I change my oil like this every Saturday".
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“I had to improvise, I don’t have a jack and my wife said no sex until the muffler is fixed.”
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Okay, Frederico…we made it across the border. You’re on your own from now on…
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Im not stupid, im poor, get it straight.
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It’s the only way to get the radio to work!
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What sucks after all that! Is the flat tire is on the other side!
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Yeah sorry! I suck at parallel parking.
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I know there’s a tracking device on here somewhere.
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Hey Pedro… Pedro… PEEEEDROOO!.. do you think you could get me that funny looking tool with the flat point on the end of it man and bring me another one of those cervasas’ man… I’m empty. PEEEEEEEEEEEDROOOOOOOO! where is that dumb motha ■■■■■■anyway.
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Some people will go to great lengths to get an earworm song out of their heads.
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