Ever since those jacks link commercials Sasquatch seems a lot more tame than usual.
Looks like that train was railroaded.
Bigfoot moments after losing his job at the Sequoia National Forest.
Sure beats walking.
“But his friends all say that he has a good heart.”
“Him and Nessie get together for a beer once a week and laugh at all the idiots who can’t find them.”
"Ironically his nickname in high school was “baldy”.
“I know masturbating is supposed to put hair on your palms but this ridiculous. Slow down dude, pace yourself”.
“Ironically, in college he was one of those guys who couldn’t grow a beard.”
“Once you go Sasquatch, you never go back”.
“He relies on his personality to get girls”.
He just read the recent post that women love hairy men.
The carpet does not match the drapes.
Sasquatch’s man spreading on the subway was really starting to piss off Helga.
Combing his hair for school takes three days.
And this wasn’t the weirdest thing i saw on the subway today.
Boy, the prostitutes have really gone downhill since i was last in the city!!
Bet you cant guess where he keeps his subway tokens!!