I’m going to lunch in a half hour. I’m a vegetarian and the only things on the menu I can eat at this place are a personal pizza or a quinoa burger. Sometimes I get a fried egg on the burger. Sometimes I get a salad with the pizza. You get the idea.
I need your help to decide what entree I should get!
That burger is a modern marvel made of quinoa!
Pizza is always the correct choice.
Why are you ruining everything with vegetarianism?!
Because steaks come from cows, and cows love one another and lick their children, and listen to little girls play the accordion while they happily graze in the field. Does that answer your question?
Thank you for asking, Doug. I am a vegetarian at the moment, which means I eat dairy and eggs. But I’m about to make a real effort to become fully vegan. Giving up cheese will be the hardest part of that.