I’m going to lunch in a half hour. I’m a vegetarian and the only things on the menu I can eat at this place are a personal pizza or a quinoa burger. Sometimes I get a fried egg on the burger. Sometimes I get a salad with the pizza. You get the idea.
I need your help to decide what entree I should get!
That burger is a modern marvel made of quinoa!
Pizza is always the correct choice.
Why are you ruining everything with vegetarianism?!
Thank you for asking, Doug. I am a vegetarian at the moment, which means I eat dairy and eggs. But I’m about to make a real effort to become fully vegan. Giving up cheese will be the hardest part of that.