Best way to identify a spy?

Unusual Beliefs
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Whats the best way to identify a spy?

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Leave an envelope on the table marked TOP SECRET and then hide and watch to see if they snoop it.

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So in other words the best way to catch a spy is to become a spy yourself?

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I don’t know, looks under cover

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you sound unstable…can you elaborate why you are trying to determine who’s a spy? there are no spies…

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My wife said the same thing. But I can assure you I’m stable. I was just curios that if someone your life was a spy like your spouse how would you know. I’m not saying anyone is a spy I just want to know how you would know.

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Everyone with an eye is a spy.

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Spies always wear trench coats and drive suv’s and talk into walkie talkies in coded language. Plus they all smoke cigarettes and stay up late all night. They dig in people’s garbage too.

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@unknown that sounds like very unstable thinking…your spouse is not a spy…please don’t hurt her…you are unstable.

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I promise I’m stable its just that the voices keep telling me that my wife is a spy. I don’t believe the voices I was just entertaining the idea.

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that scares me…I would tell your pdoc about what your voices are telling you…your wife is NOT a spy.

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Thank you for your concern but I’m okay. My doctors are aware and they don’t seem concerned so neither am I. I know my wife probably isn’t a spy. But if she was then how would I know?

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there are no spies… Like literally there are zero spies interested in anyone who just a common member of the public.

The other ones are private eyes… hired for probably petty purposes normally to a designated end. “I’m just wondering if she’s cheating” Or,… “Where does my husband go on friday nights.”

As far as… like spies… you mean like russian spies… dude america gives up it’s daily life every 30 minutes onto facebook… there really isn’t a reason to spy any more.

You’d have to be affiliated with government or academia… or some sort of company that’s working in big fields with big interests before anyone is going to pony up the cash to fund a full time spy.

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hah @velociraptor… glad to see that witty humor you got again. Refreshing.

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Spying … the world’s second oldest profession, it has existed in the past, a few thousand years ago, and it will exist also in the future, methods and techniques may change, today a lot of the info is on the net, but other info is not on the net … would be interesting to know the intelligence budgets of MIs, CIA, FSB and others … just my thoughts…

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I bet it would be scary to see how much money they actually spend on spying.

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All women are snoopy. It’s built into their genetic code.

But your wife is not a spy…I guarantee you that.

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They look like these guys.

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Thanks. I don’t think my wife is a spy. I would just like a way to be sure, you know.

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I’ll tell you a way to be sure…be sure to tell your pdoc you think your wife might be a spy…I’m positive you aren’t telling us everything you believe…do you see cameras in your house?