Bake your inlaws! Pickle the kids! New year’s coming!
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I’m invited to two NYE parties, but I don’t want to go to either one.
What do?
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Clone yourself and send the clones.
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I hung a Mistletoe over my front door entrance, should I move in for a kiss with the mail lady?
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Pee In the Egg Nog, Poop in the fudge mix…
Na I couldn’t do that…
I know Put a Happy News Year Kick me sign on everyone you meet’s back as you pass by them.
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I’ll answer it for him. This is the time of the Me Too movement and that’s not responsible behavior. So give her a handshake and thank her for her service. If she wants to take it further she’ll probably ask you for a date.
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@Mountainman No, the UPS guy is probably more receptive.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, what do I do ?
Call the cops! That’s awful!
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I just screamed out;
OH LAWD HE COMIN
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Oh lawd! He comin!
Gonna change my tagline to that.
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Should I pay my electric bill?
I got ham from Christmas left over. What should i do ?
Put in freezer for next year Christmas?
@loke don’t pay it. Go ld school. Burn candles, food in cans, etc.
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@anon53623539 cut it into meat confetti
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Can I pack my Christmas tree with all the ornaments still on it?
@Daze no! You must put each ornament in a box and each tree branch in another.
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Should I pick my nose?
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Should I pick @Pikasaur nose?
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I’m visiting the grandparents in Idaho, but I’m having bad facial skin issues lately and I’m embarrassed about my face. I don’t like family seeing my flaky dry face skin. What should I do?