Bad advice, ribbed for your pleasure.
Ask away, but don’t expect serious answers.
Really. Seriously. Don’t expect real, helpful advice. For fun only. Do not try at home, I am a trained professional.
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Should I use my dominant hand for efficient nosepicking, or the non-dominant one to train dexterity?
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Definitely train the non-dominant. You never know when the dominant will be injured or just too busy and full to get an important booger out.
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I’ve eaten 2 candy bars, a half a liter of Pepsi and a huge piece of cheesecake today. Do you think I should have more sugar for dinner?
How can I prevent you from eating my Brainnnnnz!?
I demand a refund
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@Leaf I suggest a sugar smoothie.
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup water
Ice.
Stir until smooth. Add ice. Drink.
May result in running around the room, diabetes, or Ed Brimley’s ghost stalking you.
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Should I vacuum my car and mop the kitchen floor? In what order and why?.
Mop the car and vacuum the kitchen
- Because the car needs mopping.
- Because I said so.
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I’m doing laundry and need my sweats washed, what should I wear?
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Can I interject here? Wear your bedsheets as a toga
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@Mountainman Go nekkid and wash everything. Saves time and the environment.
Powder your nethers first. Don’t want to chafe.
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have to wash the bedding to, nakkies it is
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When I get access to some of my raw data from 23andme, which genetic markers should I look at for possibly increased covid resistance?
I"m so happy, I can’t stand it. What should I do?
Drown your happiness with sad movies.
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Should I throw away my food first then eat it?
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