My ex just told me she doesn’t see my “that way” again and I feel like she was my only chance to get a girl. Anybody find a spouse despite all odds?
I think I’m just gonna love my projects from now on.
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Ah yes, the forbidden love of a man and his goat.
I was hiking alone in the mountains in my younger days.Then I saw her. The lovely white princess barely visible through a thick, early morning fog. Our eyes met. The attraction was immediate, unmistakable and powerful. I greeted her with a husky low voice trying to control my passion. Her long white matted hair, was blowing in the breeze, her four legs were shapely and beautiful.
I said softly, “My darling, my name is 77nick77 but my friends just call me 77." She said in response, “Nnhhhh, nnhhhh.” We consummated our love right then and there. We swore we would never leave each other for eternity. But alas, life is cruel. Her habitat was devoid of vegetation and her physical hunger forced her to move onto greener pastures. We never saw each other again but we have the memories of true love, a love that was pure and untainted. And now, every time I pass a farm when I’m driving and see goats it sends an ache through my schizophrenic heart.
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Life is hard alone. Im feeling it.
Nice …
Enough Christmas 
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Yea me too bro. 4 years now!!!
Ive been alone my whole life with brief periods of relationships
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No luck here. I was mowing my dads office and saw two hookers crossing a parking lot. I’ve never seen any just walking around like that. I hope I see more. Gets me optimistic about my future.
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Be careful of hookers theyre shady
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I’m shady. Nah jk. No I’d be worried about catching something. I wouldn’t really do much with one as far as hanging out somewhere.
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No man, come on, be optimistic about meeting a normal woman and experiencing love.
Not some random prostitute.
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I’m not really looking for love. No I’m open to a relationship just haven’t had any luck. I would totally get with an escort if I was a little more brave. Idk
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I was alone when I was young …then from 17 to 33 I was in relationships. I wish I would have got more practice…this might be the rest of my life
Yeah, I used escort services many years ago; my friend showed me where they use to advertise in the yellow pages. They were prettier and cleaner than streetwalkers. I would use one every few years now but I am too paranoid about getting caught in a police sting operation. That’s the only reason I don’t answer those ads or go in person. I don’t need to go to jail at age 63.
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I’m in love currently, but I’m not sure if she feels the same way as me.
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Every time I go to the strip club a women always come up and ask me if I would like to dance. I say sure then they take me to a booth and make out with me. Maybe I should propose to one. They always seem to like me for some reason.
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I’m worried about the legality too. I might get brave enough some day idk.
Well, I already know it’s illegal.
Police really do stings so you’re taking your chances unless you find a place by word of mouth and you can trust the person.
Oh yeah, love is grand.
I’ve learned to put lipstick and a wig on my left hand.
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I wouldn’t hang out with them, they owe money and deal with criminal types and stuff. I’d keep the relations just to sex if you’re gonna.
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Sit on your hand with a tight watch strap for the night of your life
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