He was caught unawares in his unawares.
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What do you call the 2nd egg you crack in the morning? Another good yolk.
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
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What did the Buddist monk say to the hotdog vender?
“Make me one with everything.”
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A SLÄ°PPER!
google assistant wrote me this joke.
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what do you call a fish without an eye. ffsshh (better said than read)
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The Trumpet player asked his fellow musician: “what instrument do you play?” The musican replied: “I play the Bidenett”.
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Now this is funny
The bidenett lol 
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