Always remember: You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

When you’ve lived as long as I have, you pick up a little wisdom along the way.

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Haha. Love it. I’m so bad with jokes. I’m witty and funny enough and have some good banter but never have been able to pull of jokes. It really can be an art and a good ice breaker for social situations. Keep on keeping on matey.

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Ahaha! This thread title had Nick written all over it. :smile:

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Hey @77nick77

The cow goes… mooooooo!

So how does the dinosaur go…?

:grin:

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What else do you always remember? :yellow_heart:

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I remember seeing from the womb… a glass flower vase shop located just outside a redwood tree that vehicles could drive through… and bongs.

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With great care?

That’s California for ya.

Have you ever tried eating a clock?

It’s really time consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

That’s my Dad joke of the day.

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So who farted? (Darn 1515)

I can tune up macrel

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