About a year ago I abducted an alien

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Afterwards he went back to his spaceship and told his friends but nobody believed him and they told him there’s no such thing as earthly abductions.

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You should watch more doctor who…

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Doctor who? Who’s on first?

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Oh ya know, Wibbly wobbly timey-wimey stuff, that sort

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It’s true though hah? Thanks for the funny I can always look to you for one. Where is my sense of humor anyway. Don’t worry it’s here! Ha

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Did you anally probe the alien?

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i thought that was more your thing.

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Did you know NASA has officially confirmed the existence of aliens? There hasn’t been much talk about it because the news has been dominated by COVID19

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It wasn’t NASA it was the Pentagon

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In high school my peers thought I was alien. Not an illegal, just someone different

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I hope you went ass wild with the anal probing.

(See what I did there?)

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