"A rolling potato gathers no moss"

[77nick77]

Please, somebody stop me.

[Rhubot]

Stop, Nick! Do you hear that rumbling? You’re about to set off a potatolanche!

[77nick77]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a potato. Crap, maybe I should go to Potato Anonymous group.

[TheGreatestDrZen]