A Poem: Magic

O ex girlfriends,
You all went on to be happy
After leaving me
That’s because I’m magic ! :grinning:

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:prince: charming :crystal_ball::mage:

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There was a movie about that. Every girl this guy dated found their husbands right after breaking up with him.

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You are positive. :smile:

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Sounds like a documentary about me ! :tired_face:

I remember it too!!!

Maybe you are better off
Did you really need a nagging wife right now because you did not take the trash out ?

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I flip flop between wanting someone :couple:and being happy single. :tipping_hand_man:

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Hope you meet someone who compliments you.
Do not live together :smile:
Most relationships are failures.

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Aw that’s pessimistic! You seem to have found a (very) good guy. I lived with someone for 2 years. It was a disaster.

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What happened???

She was a hypochondriac I think. Eventually I just became numb to all her imaginary problems and stopped caring. At the beginning I thought she was the one for me.

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She was not on antipsychotic. ?

My bf tells me i talk a lot about my MI too. He said i should completely forget and live my life.

No. She wasn’t psychotic or anything. I was undiagnosed at the time which probably didn’t help things.

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What the hell about MAJIC
You know… the little man telepathic
The eye on the hill is expert in vicious trick!

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