A Poem: Half

This world is built
For couples.
I’m just half a person
Not even a whole one.

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My fiancée always says her and I are “two halves of a full idiot”

Wooo, let’s all take E.H. To a speed dating event!

Gonna get him some strange, make it weird, really brush the dust off.

You’re a good guy, kind, and smart. someone would be lucky to get you, it’ll never happen unless we expose ourselves.

Let’s get you a lobster. Bumble worked wonders for me if it’s used in your area. Women message first, and they have more control of the chat and connections.

You’re the perfect age for an empty nest divorcée. There’s never lack of available women, just need to ourself in the right place.

Good one E.H. Sorry for the loneliness.

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Uh oh.
What do you call a couple of people suffering from split personality disorder?
A foursome.

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yeah i think single people in my state even have to pay a higher tax percentage haha.

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No you are a whole product of your parents. You are getting too much feedback pushing you to do what is either difficult or impossible to do. Not everyone has a companion. If we die alone it’s OK. It would be nice to do otherwise but there are no rules to life other than we are born and some day we die.

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Half empty but yet half full one can only go if love will flow cord from the stars in the heavens above luster of magic shining above and to top it off some whipped cream that comes from a cow on the farm in your dreams

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Whoa @DrZen ! :joy:

I remember telling my priest when I was younger that I was depressed because all my cousins had boyfriends or husbands and I did not. He told me that I already had everything that I needed in life. He was right and I should have listened to him. I rushed to the altar and it’s not a race. lol

I bite your style so much when I write poems now @everhopeful ! :slight_smile:

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Hi, Many scientists or philosophier were not married and did a lot of contributions to mankind.

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I’m a small fragment of the person I used to be. You can’t go to hell for being schizophrenic, lol, maybe I’ll be reborn as an animal, no, I’m fully functioning, have two arms and legs, but I’ll never be able to work again, what experience I have is valuable.

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