There once was a man named Cass
Who had balls made of brass
In stormy weather they clanged together
And lightning shot out of his ass.
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Laughed out loud, which is no mean feat today. Thanks.
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Lol! Thanks for sharing such delight
At least lightning cleans up more easily than the other stuff that shoots out.
Pixel.
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That’s clever 
“There once once a man from Nantucket.” too dirty to share…haha…
I am a sheet slitter I slit sheets I’m the best sheet slitter that ever slitted a sheet.
another one.
I am a fig plucker I pluck figs I’m the best fig plucker that ever plucked a fig.
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There once was a girl named Shelly
Who complained of a pain in her belly
The doctor said "gas"
and the pain will pass
Now Shelly is well but she’s smelly.
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Dick Duck
Picked up a hockey puck
Slap shot through the 5 hole
Won the Stanley Cup 
What have I done?! I’ve created a monster!!
Yeah, you got a dose of third grade humor from when I was a kid.
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By the way, it’s good to see that you recovered nicely from your little glitch or episode or whatever you want to call it. I think we all can learn something from that.
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Good to see you’re in good spirits. I’m free the next few days in the late afternoon, by the way. Or in the morning. Either way I’ll contact you tomorrow at some point @anon40540444
I’m just working out lately because school is out
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Thanks to @77nick77 and @mortimermouse for the well-wishes. True friends in action!
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