King Arthur was preparing to leave to go fight in the crusades and before he left he had a special chastity belt made for Guinevere. It had a miniature guillotine in it at the crotch. He felt she would be safe so he got on his horse and rode off to fight.
After three long years he returned. The first thing he did was assemble all the Knights of the Round Table and then he ordered everybody to drop their pants. Everyone’s private parts were bloody and mangled and torn, all except for Sir Lancelot. King Arthur looked around at all his knights with kingly disdain. He says, “I couldn’t trust any of you but my loyal friend Sir Lancelot is honest. Sir Lancelot tell these knights how good you are and what knaves they are. ” But Sir Lancelot was speechless.
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He was speechless despite bieng a cunning linguist.
The cat or pussy got his tongue
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