Monty Python "Holy Grail" fans/ quotes

I thought it would be interesting to know how many people here know “the Holy Grail” quotes?

“Shut up ! As your king I order you to shut up !!”

Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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This movie was on the top of a lot of list for horror movies. Still haven’t seen it. I life watching scary movies at night.

Ahh it’s been ages and I just woke up…I doubt I could do many of them justice but…

“Bring out your dead!”

“Here’s one!”

“I’m not dead!”

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“Violence inherant in the system! Violence inherant in the system!”

“…just because some magical tart throws a sword at you.”

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Don’t make me repress you. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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It’s just a flesh wound… Come back and stand your ground… I’ll bite you in the ankle.

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“well, we did do the nose…and the hat…but she is a witch !!”

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“you don’t have a horse you’ve just got two coconuts and you’re banging them together”

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King Arthur: Run away!

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“No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.”

“She turned me into a newt! …I got better.”

“Fetchez la vache”

“Ni!”

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PICKLED NIPPLES? would anyone like some pickled nipples.
hes not the messiah hes a really naughty boy!

ah sod it lets go to the stoning

1 2 5 three sir 3… That one sticks with me for some reason

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