4 types of womens orgasm...joke

There are 4 types of orgasms: the Holy Orgasm, the Positive Orgasm, the Accidental Orgasm, and the Fake Orgasm.

The Holy Orgasm sounds like, “Oh God! Oh God!”

The Positive Orgasm sounds like, “Oh yes! Oh yes!”

The Accidental Orgasm sounds like, “Oh $hit! Oh $hit!”

The fake orgasm sounds like, “Oh INSERT YOUR NAME HERE!”


Damn it @reggie.


Alright, try to keep it all in one thread please…

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Very funny post indeed. This post made me smile but it is ironical for some. I hope they take it as a joke as it is already mentioned in the title.

One of my favorites had to share it.
I posted a few others under this title:

Why was the dumb blondes belly button black and blue?

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I’m still not over the pig.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home . let me slash you head!!..)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can’t believe that pig …quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)


The trade off is after the 30 min orgasm u get made into bacon and porkchops. Would you take the trade off and be a pig in your next life?

Who doesn’t like being eaten. :smirk:

Me for.1. I prefer the top of the food chain. Not only do you get eaten as a pig, you can no longer eat any pork. Eating bacon would be cannibalism. Thats an awful crime, i love me some bacon!!!

no joke, in my country’s military, when practising, soldiers will shout ‘bang bang’ cause the bullets or blanks are expensive.


Thats pretty crazy @flybottle an entire military running around the same exact way 5 year olds do playing cops and robbers. Do you ever hear of the occasional “i got you” …“nah uh”…“yes huh, i got you dead”…“nah uh”… arguments resulting from the “bang bangs”? Lol.

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