answer the phone as a cop… investigating the murder of the head of the household… ask them to report in at their local pd so you can eliminate them from the list of suspects and witnesses…
put them on hold… while you go get whoever they asked for… turn Netflix back on and smile…
when you answer…answer like you called them… try to sell them stupidly low priced package deals of hbo online hulu and Netflix… before its done offer them a job with the good guys… if they dont switch sides there will be a panicked meeting of the higher ups within the hour…
I stole the first one… please feel free to add your own…