It used to be called a ‘Jumpoline’ until Yo Mama tried it out. Then it became known as the Trampoline!
(My Gen Z daughter just told me this joke)
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Yo Mama is so fat, she was standing on a street corner and a Cop drove by and yelled out “Break it Up!!”
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Your mama so stupid. She called her son a son of a ■■■■■.
Yo mama is so fat she has her own area code
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama so clumsy she tripped over a wireless connection.
Yo mama so slow it took her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
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Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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Yo mamas breath is so bad people look forward to her farts.
Yo mamas so fat her blood type is rocky road.
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My teenagers laughed at this one. Congrats on making my teenagers amused. 
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Yo mamas so fat that when she passed away, not even her ghost could float.
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Yo momma’s so dumb, she stared at an orange juice carton for ten minutes because it said "concentrate.”
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That’s a good one.
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I thought yours was too! 
@TheCanuk
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Yo yo mama is too hip to be hop.
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“knock knock”
“who’s there?”
“jo”
“jo who?”
“jo mama”…haha
Yo mama is such a joke. Even sloths laugh at about her.
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Yo mamma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice bottle all day because it said “concentrate.”
Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale it said “to be continued”.
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It used to be called a “Trampoline” until Yooo mama tried it out. Now it’s called “that springy thing above the hole that penetrates to the center of the earth.”