How about "Your father is so cold - "
That when he sneezes, icicles come out of his nose and stab you.
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I love the “yo mama” genre of jokes.
My favorite is:
"Yo mama so ugly,
She’s only been married once."
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Oh no not another yo mama thread 
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I was hoping for a Your Papa thread.
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Yo papa so old he farts fossil fuel
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Yo papa so nice everyone likes him
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Where’s the joke in that, @broken ?
No idea but i laughed when i wrote it.
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I chuckled too.
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But guess what?
Yo papa is such a dirtbag he snorts Fentanyl like it’s Pez and he illegally trades firearms!!!
YEAH!
There’s more where that came from too.
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Wait, what part makes him a dirt bag?
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LOL
I was just being stupid, sorry.
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Nah I’m just playing lol
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Sorry, idk if you’d think it was funny- but you should check out the song “everyday normal guy” on YouTube, if you haven’t heard/seen it already.
Hilarious 
You should check it out too @Montezuma
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Your dads eye sights so bad he married your mom.
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Watched it. A few good laughs in that one. My comment was like an everyday normal guy statement mu fu!
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Your dad is such a tightwad that he wads up toilet paper from public bathrooms and takes it home to wipe his butt.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice bottle for hours because it said “concentrate!”
Yo momma is so dumb she got stuck on a broken escalator!
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Yo mamas breath is so bad people look forward to her farts.
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