Definition of Shart-
When you think you are just going to fart, but you end up sh!tting your pants.
I know…I know…I’m going to do it to myself!
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Been there done that once lol
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As the ancient wisdom goes,
‘Never trust a fart’
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I sharted in the hospital and my roommate stole my poopy boxers
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I’m trying to contract a case of affluenza.
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vlurp is something a comedian said is when you throw up a little in your throat when you burp.
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Past tense:
“Gee, that shorty was really sharty on the bus today.”
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I am going to start a Gofundme:
Stop The Shart Foundation.
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LOL!
#holditinnomatterwhat
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To live is to have shart!
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