Word of the Day? 'Shart'

Definition of Shart-

When you think you are just going to fart, but you end up sh!tting your pants.

I know…I know…I’m going to do it to myself!

conan

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Been there done that once lol

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As the ancient wisdom goes,

‘Never trust a fart’

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I sharted in the hospital and my roommate stole my poopy boxers

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I’m trying to contract a case of affluenza.

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vlurp is something a comedian said is when you throw up a little in your throat when you burp.

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Past tense:

“Gee, that shorty was really sharty on the bus today.”

:wink:

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I am going to start a Gofundme:

Stop The Shart Foundation.

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LOL!

:joy:

#holditinnomatterwhat

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To live is to have shart!

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