Let me know if you love me cause in getting mixed signals
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I had to do an emergency “dingle berriotomy” on my cat today.
It’s the same one that threw up on my bed, Stripes.
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I left poop in your car. Someone else is leaving poop on your step. 
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Hmmm, sounds like somebody has a secret admirer. If she leaves pee in your mailbox it sounds like it’s going to be a great love affair.
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mixed messages it seems to me
I left poop in your room. Good luck trying to find it! 
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Ok but really, mixed signals is usually a bad signal for me.
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im just clowning bro… i dont get many viable signals in my life
In some cultures, such as the tanzanian aboriginals, leaving poop by one’s doorstep is a show of great great respect.
You should pick up a copy of “Aboriginal techniques” written by shelly long. There is a lengthy few chapters on just such a thing.
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They also peed on the faces of Mount Rushmore because the white man desecrated it with their face. What am I saying? I’m saying you need to pee on their face.
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i had dog crap on my doorstep as well 
its not nice
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Hey though, it’s better than leaving a step on your poop am i right?
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As long as I’m not leaving a step on my poop that was on my doorstep because it was on fire.
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Someone received a gift Well, did it spell anything out? Maybe an emoji poo?
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It was me sorry I was wanting some attention
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