I knew something was off as soon as I read his last message. He told me he was going to ask his neighbour for some salt and, if she seemed game, a tin of pilchards and a full bottle of extra virgin olive oil. That was half an hour ago. I haven’t heard from him since.
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Maybe he took a jog.
I don’t think he likes exercise very much. Clearly something is afoot.
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Isn’t this @NotSeksoEmpirico‘s account? Is this someone else using his account?
It does seem like an odd request. Maybe he’s losing some of his mental insight.
I do think though that 30min is not that long.
I am confused 
If this is someone logging on to talk as him then please go contact the police they can probably find him quickly if he has had a break.
He’s probably eating the pilchards as we speak.
Is this some sort of lame joke? I’ll ask moderation to check
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I think so. Fifteen.
@seksoempirico Don’t play hard to get. If you can read me just nod your head.
What is going on? @Ninjastar @Moonbeam @anon4362788 @rogueone
Sorry dude, I get the joke, but you’re freaking out a lot of people. Unfortunately, this just isn’t the environment for such a joke because this actually happens sometimes.
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For anyone who was worried
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