R U an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a mystery?

R U honest with yourself? Do you believe in laying all your cards on the table? Or do you believe maybe honesty taken too far is a bit much? Or are you confused by the tiny complexity of it all and believe maybe nothing is true and real?

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I’m easy. Give me a bag of Funyuns, and I’m set

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Someone told me those have absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever but that’s untrue. I bought some the other day. I had a craving last night. Don’t get me started.

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Humble Pride aside: I’ve realized I’ll not get any smarter than I am now.

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I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

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I crawl in the undergrowth on a half moon night and bite @velociraptor on the neck and then making sure all life is final.

:astonished:

Unless he cooks me a Sous Vide roast at which case all is well…for me that is.

[ pulls out hand-held mirror and admires hickey on neck ]

[ Instagrams it from several angles ]

[ sound of contented sighing from under couch ]

:blush:

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So the Sous Vide roast is on then?

Rock on!

When should I come to your couch?

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This reminds me of a Pedro thread. Wonder if he ever fixed his keyboard…

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I wonder where he is. I miss his threads

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do u mis da snek?

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He iz gat wisdom for dem otters :ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand:

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You need to work on your aim then.

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Wat do ya mean? He is a joker

There is only one @joker

Let us all bow down before him.

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Im an oak tree wrapped in a cedar tree :deciduous_tree: :crazy_face:

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Hes still ban hammer3d :hammer:

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what did he get banned for?

edit: it looks like he got banned for posting his memes

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For being a spicy boi jalepeno :hot_pepper:

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Not enou potato and e.

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