Where babys come from?

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Apparently a Chicken Layed an egg. Then it rolled into the ocean. Then a stork found it and took it to Nevernever Land. And then the baby was born.

Thats where babys come from.

Your turn. :smile:

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Babies come via the birth road. A birth is when a new baby comes out of a ladies tummy. And donā€™t forget the machine that goes BING!

:innocent:

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babies come from a large slot machine stocked with nothing but babies, every city has one

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In Japan they have vending machines for practically everything. Swipe your card, make your selection, and a new baby will fall into your lap.

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i want six! i want, um, one of the blue ones, maybe a pink? i want one of every color!

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When I was little I thought babies came from Sears. When my brother came home, I told my mom to find the receipt and take him back for a refund.

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My neighbor just had a baby. She needed a canned food drive and she just got the staples out.

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:joy::joy: nice one lol

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First there was an eggā€¦and it grew into a chickenā€¦deffinatly first there was an egg. Cause there are no chickens floating around in open space of universe.

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Itā€™s amazing what they can do nowadays.

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I once had a dream that I found a walnut with some fabric sticking out of it, and when I pulled the fabric, the walnut grew until it opened up and revealed a baby!
I was at an amusement park, so I frantically ran around and asked people for diapers and baby clothes for the newborn.

Soā€¦ pretty sure babies come from magical walnuts :smile:

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My father took an apple seed and planted it into my motherā€™s tummy through her belly button. And somehow instead of an apple tree, a baby came out. Anyway, that was the story I was given.

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When me and my sisters were 5 or 6 we would ask my parents where we came from. My dad would always tell us, ā€œMe and your mom went to the watermelon patch and picked the biggest, sweetest watermelon and cracked it it open and you three guys were inside.ā€ I donā€™t know where he got that story, Iā€™ve never heard anything like it.

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