Mine is French Onion Dip or maybe Blue Lavender
Granny smith, fuji, macintosh,golden delicious,honey crisp and maybe red delicious.
Or just call me the apple
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I can’t remember the name of the one I slept with. She was super hot. I’d call myself tiggo bitties.
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Oolaloolala Crabtree.
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They call me funky toe jam for reasons that would surprise you.
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Hot Rash.
My first few ideas were not suitable for the site though.
Also I would look like Chris Farley but with less energy.
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supreme lobster would be a cool one
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I was gonna go to strip club. You guys ruined it for me. 
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Ketchup Sauce. Lol…I dance with Dijon Mustard.
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There’s a Chinese restaurant I pass every day on my way home from work. It’s called “Kum On”. Really.
Is Long Dong Silver already taken?
How long before this is flagged?
You can’t censor me, I’m a star!
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Fluffer McMac
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I almost went to strip club lol Then I didn’t know if I had a buzz off coffee or alch. I decided it wasn’t a good idea.
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Sean Steele. Buck Naked.
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Whore, unless already taken.
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Mine is “Whole Lot of Love”.
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Chlamydia. 1515151515
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" the sexy santa" ho ho ho.
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Mine is Rocky Balboner lol
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How about “the Latin sensation.” 
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