What fictional animal would you be?

I like the mad march hare from alice in wonderland… it would also be fun to be po from kung fu panda… ah this question is hard… rocket raccoon is high on the list…

ill have to think on this more…but what fictional animal character would you choose to be?

edit polar bear king armored with space metal that fell to earth I cant remember the movies name… all the people had like an animal familiar…and the bad guys were trying to separate the kids souls from their animals souls or something… was a kinda weird movie but it had the most awesome polar bear fight ever… he slaps his jaw off…

edit edit fake polar bear violence warning…!!!

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Phoenix ! I’ve risen from the ashes a few times already.

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holy crap I forgot about mythical creatures… this question may be too broad for my brain to answer…

@everhopeful that is a wonderful choice…

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I dunno…Pepe Le Pew?

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Not sure if it can be called an animal but I’d be Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

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Tasmanian Devil, but without all the spit. I dream of having that much energy.

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@PatrickT haha that fits you perfectly…

@Moonwalker we will count groot he is awesome…

@Csummers he has super powers… his spin move can cut clean through trees… good choice… I would also like to have that much energy…hell id take the spit for that much energy…

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@Rhubot @anon9798425 … is groot a space ent? lol

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Cringer!

Most of the time I’m all

But every once in a while I’m

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He is a wizard space ent and this is not a joking matter. :pensive:

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amazing choice… I still have that toy… its rather beat up though I played hard when I was little lol… also awesome presentation…

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one of these

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I’d say he’s a space Entoid. Likely he, like most space creatures, bears similarities to those of us on Middle Earth, but is his own distinct species.

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wait wait wait…wait… so harry potter made it with an ent…then they sent their love child to space… that should be a movie…

@Goyankees I want one… that’s a scary awesome combo lol

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How dare you! :angry: OBVIOUSLY he was created by Ilúvatar (duh) and is some kind of alien Maia. :unamused: A very handsome one at that!

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Lol…that crack me up. It’s a believable animal.

I’d be man-bear-pig (half man, half bear, half pig)

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that is a better story… you should write the creation of groot and send it to marvel…

You have to forgive him. His knowledge of the history of Arda is weak at best, let alone his understanding of what lay beyond the spheres.

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hey… that’s true… but it still stings that my lotr knowledge has so many gaps…i need to work on it… I feel like I will be a better person…plus I might get an invite to the nerdening to discuss things in elvish with the cool kids…

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“A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.”

  • William Blake (presumably not an ent)
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