If your idea of how to behave is to undermine and insult in order to manipulate women into being more vulnerable to you, we already were enemies. Anyone who deliberately treats another person like that is so low that there is no point in communicating with them.
Please refrain from ever replying to me, mentioning me, or messaging me again.
Oh man, I love xkcd. And I 
you too.
I think @danddolo is due for another 2 day banā¦
Failing that, I suggest he gets a head transplant.
Id rather get banned for life at least i wont have to āshareā this forum with such disgusting persons anymore.
Thereās a saying in my country āYou just missed a great opportunity to shut upā
Itās better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
" the multiverse, an infinite universe believed by some physicists, dictates we were lovers, not once, but an infinite numbers of times. Somewhere out there weāll be lovers again."
burgersā¦just went and had chicken burger now
Imagine in some universe you donāt have the injection delusion, but I do. Does that give you solace?
dude take it easy manā¦i like your profile icon 
ā¦thats why I said it.
I wasnāt trying to hurt your feelings. Iām being serious. All things possible will happen. And thanks for liking my profile picture!
Ever since @onceapoet (i think) said that she saw all posters as their usericons, Iāve worried that you think Iām a cat.
A woman that is into you will find a way to let you know. However, if you are the one that is taking the initiative to be the first person to say hello, I suggest smiling and trying to make polite conversation. If she is interested in you, you will see it in the way that she is looking at you. No need to list the obvious signs of body language here, I think most people have experienced rejection at some point in their lives, but for subtle signs in a personās pupils: are that they will dilate if they like what you are saying, and constrict if you are irritating them.
Good luck to you, and just try to be yourself. I think being a gentleman goes a long way. If you can show her that you respect her enough to treat her like a lady, perhaps someday if youāre lucky, sheāll let you treat her like a woman.
Haha thatās funny. I donāt think youāre a cat.
You donāt need keys to drive me crazy
Iām glad to hear it 
āHey , hey , hey , you , you , hey , heh , you, hehhhh, youuu , youuu , heyyyā
True story.
Woops! LOLā¦ Iām sorry ladies (this is embarrassing), I think I may have just posted my response in the wrong thread!
I seem to be a bit lost, would you please message me directions on how to win your heart?
Walk up to a girl in a bar. Sit down next to her and go āWould you like to buy me a drink?ā
Epic!