The hippopotamus lives in ■■■■,
No one likes them, not a bit.
Their jaws can open wide,
With ugly teeth they cannot hide,
And when they leave their watering hole,
They have an odor they cannot control,
They are a big, ugly beast,
Of all God’s creatures, I like them least.
Sweet and gentle,
She does not care,
That I am hopelessly mental.
Of all women,
She’s one of the best.
She does not try,
To disturb my rest.
If all women,
Were like her, you see,
Life would be easier,
For guys like me.