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This made me chuckle

so my niece just got here about 40 minutes ago, and she invited me to go tomorrow with aunt erin to get a pedicure, she said, “there’s no shame in it” to which i replied, no thanks im good with clipping my toe nails once every 6 months haha. me and a pedicure haha, like i would ever pay someone to beautify my feet!

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Once every 6 months :hushed:

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when i was a kid i was flexible enough to bite my own toe nails :joy: now i have to use the stupid nail clippers

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they get pretty gnarly, i usually only cut them if they start digging into my toes, i don’t pay attention to my feet at all. sometimes i go longer than 6 months

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Yeah, I think it’s important that you don’t go.

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My big toe toenail sometimes gets so long it cuts holes in my socks :rofl:. I don’t cut toenails that often either. I do fingernails. Toenails are a pain. Thick and hard to reach.

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I’ve had a pedicure. In the winter time, the bottom of my feet are like goat hooves with the calluses.

You can do it yourself with these cheese grater type things, the ladies would know what I’m talking about. But my fat gut gets in the way LOL so let someone else do it. It’s $50 twice a year, what the f***

Actually, it’s about that time of year…

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Amen to that brother!

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