Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Why is the Airplane’s black box orange?
How come slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?
How come when the batteries in the TV remote die, we always press down harder?
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Why does everyone think all schizophrenics are dangerous ?
Why are animals and humans suffering so much on this planet?
What would we do if we didn’t have money and it no longer existed ? ( isn’t money the route to all evil )
“you ever wonder what the level of the ocean would be…? if we took all the sponges out.”. stephen wright…you’re welcome.
Why is this happening to me?
I used to have it all figured out and things were pleasant!
I’m still the same person though I don’t feel that!
It’s all about me me, I get it and I’m annoyed by it!
More statements rather than questions!
Why do I smack the remote a couple times when the batteries die?
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"How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
Why is it that you tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
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How come if I eat raw fish at a sushi joint I’m “sophisticated” but if I eat raw fish on the peer i’m “a homeless schizophrenic”.
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If we have a Sunday why cant we have a Moon day
If we have a Saterday why cant we have a Standemday
If we have a Friday why cant we have a Grilleday
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