There's a zombie apocalypse (poll)

Arm and defend yourself immediately with 1) armor, 2) helmet and 3) weapon:
  • Bicycle Helmet
  • Baseball Bat
  • Leather Motorcycle Suit
  • Motorcycle Helmet
  • Construction Helmet
  • Chainsaw
  • Books Taped on as Armor
  • Board with nail in it
  • Hockey Stick
  • Hockey Pads
  • American Football Helmet
  • American Football Pads
  • Slingshot
  • Long sharp stick
  • Kitchen Cleaver
  • Water Gun
  • Boxing Head Gear
  • Boxing Gloves
  • Garden Shears
  • Shovel
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@339 you must pick three different types of things armor weapon helmet

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I am full on offence from the zombie attack and some back yard digging to pay respect to the bodies.

Chain saw is my main utility for offensive attack.

Then comes the knife :hocho: to split the body and store in the backyard In pieces. Showel to dig.

I have a question only through bite I would become zombie?

Then just duct tape is fine.

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OK you are master of you own survival carry on

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Maybe I’ve been reading too much Harry Potter but I feel that the best way to fight zombies is the perfect magic spell with my magic wand. :woman_mage:

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Sure I could have added a wizards ensemble but that would be mixing genres

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Oh! I got the genre wrong! So, you got me stuck with a shovel! That’s no fun - :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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If youre a good enough wizard you can use anything as a wand probably, I dont know.

That’s true- then I pick the shovel as a magic wand!

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That’s a good choice! You can also smack with it from far away if you need to.

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The weapon choices are quite novel :rofl:

In a perfect world I’d choose a baseball bat and have @lekkerhondje with dual katanas as my body guard. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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That’s big time magic lol you can probably cast like 10 spells at once

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Yeah, I have been practicing the Expectro Patronum spell that Harry used against the scary dementors. Just kidding! :sweat_smile:

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Are we talking fast zombies or slow zombies?

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Unknown. The apicalypse is yet to unfold. Prepare.

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For weapon I picked a shovel, contingent on it not being super heavy. If it’s too heavy to use rapidly, then baseball bat. The chainsaw sounds good, but would be limiting due to weight and the constant need for fuel. The kitchen cleaver also sounds good, but doesn’t have the range I would like.

For the headgear I picked bicycle helmet. It’s not as protective as a football or motorcycle helmet, but it gives me a better field of view. I think I would need full peripheral vision during a zombie attack.

For armor I went with the taped on books. Books can actually be pretty strong against pistol bullets I have heard. So that means I’d surely have some good protection from zombie attacks.

(Yes, I did put a disturbing amount of thought into my answers :laughing:)

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It was an important decision requiring detailed analysis

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:gun: :boxing_glove::ice_hockey:

Fully prepared yo :sunglasses:

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I picked the motorcycle helmet for prime brain protection. A chainsaw to quickly decapitate zombies, altho gas and oil might be a problem. Last, i picked American football pads for armor because, come on, it would just look cool!

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