ive had no letters for weeks and the other day, the blokes upstair were arguing and making loads noise and there was loads of muffle sounds then nothing.
i think they have him, the poor man
i darent go n ask cos they are big drinkers, and maybe they might kidnap me then what will i do
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—Mod-beam
@Webby the postman hasn’t been kidnapped.
If the postman was sick or on vacation or something, the postal service would have a temporary postman to fill in and deliver the mail.
Dang I thought I had more time before anyone noticed! 
But seriously my dad was a postman for several years. They like to save up vacation & Subs who take over for their routes are trainees who suck at their job.
I wish my postman would get kidnapped ■■■■■■■only brings junk and my light bill…if my regular mail was emails not only would 99.99% of it be jammed into the junk folder I would never look at them…but somehow its still cool to kill trees to print a bunch of buy here pay here rent to own advertising garbage and outdated crap like phone books…who in all honesty uses a phone book anymore…Google not only tells me the info I need but it dials the dam number for me…
Holy crap this turned into a mail rant… I’m sure your mailman is fine but I would avoid your drunken neighbors still…they sound unpleasant…
Has been augments for awhile of shutting down postage services to once a week as few people using the service.
Oh my This sounds… Epic. However do exercise caution because they might also be russian in which case DO NOT ENGAGE
That’s racist…
Nah. not really. Russians are cool.
Quick racism reversal ex machina…
What’s funny is the only Russian contact I’ve ever had was a low level Russian mob gangster named iceman…who apparently played take a shot stab your friend way too many times as he was riddled with stab like scars and that was his story for them…I also watched him fight 3 marines with an umbrella …and win…Russians through this small view are ■■■■■■■scary…lol