Words to live by.
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It’s a good goal. For me the purpose is to be as happy as possible and minimize suffering.
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Save the otters. It’s a goal for humanity!
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All I know is tat one uy sould ave bout d oter keyboard.
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I… otter… be good to other
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Unfortunately though I’m… an angry beaver.
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As the elephant would say, :“Tusk, tusk.”
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Ah yes, the graceful Elephantidae… and as the disagreeable monkey would do… I ■■■■ in my hand and throw it.
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Yeah, I was at the zoo watching the orangutans and one of them hit me with a piece of crap from 35 feet away. Man, that sucker had a helluva arm.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Couldn’t think of a clever way to incorporate that saying into this post but it’s got animals and pubic slang so I feel like I’m 90% there.
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You ever see the video of the female orangutan playing tug of war with a 400 pound sumo wrestler? She destroys him. Those things are goofy looking but they’re absolute monsters. If you had to guess how many MPH did she sling it?
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Tats why otters like to help oters.
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I couldn’t even guess. It had a little force behind it.
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