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The Electric Can Opener

The guy who invented this probably figured "This 4 or 5 twists of my hand are WASTING my time! There MUST be a better way!!

And people bought the product in droves. But I can proudly say I’ve ever only used a hand-held can opener.

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Who asked YouTube to divide the world into 103 regions and only show content that is approved for your region?

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Why do we drive on the Parkway, and park in the Driveway? :wink:

Ha! That moment when folks who own only an electric can opener realize that they can’t open cans during a power outage. :grimacing:

I only have a manual can opener for that reason. Plus it takes up less room than an electric can opener.

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But if you have no hands? (how am i typing this?) :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Speech to text? Accessible on-screen keyboard. We’ve come a long way.