I made an appointment for the fourth of March. The intern called me and she went down a long list of afflictions to see what kind of health I was in.
Any shortness of breath?
Are you on blood thinners?
Any history of cancer?
At one point she asked if I was on any psychiatric medications. I hesitated and told her I take Seroquel (had to spell it for her) I told her I get a monthly shot of resperidone (I had to spell that too), and I take cogentin and Welbutrin.
She seemed a little cool about it and she asked, “Is that all?”
I answered, “Ain’t that enough?” And we both laughed.