Spaghetti noodles are just slimy bread yarn
Lettuce is crunchy green water
Kangaroos are T-rex deer
Watermelon is juicy water
Sparkling water is TV static
And pop/soda is angry juice
Anybody else have any other thoughts? (I’m slightly bored and I find these to be amusing)
I love T-rex deer.
Also angry juice. Hah.
As an aside…I tried a kangaroo pie once. It was ok and a bit gamey but I ate it all. I was hungry at the time…
I never even knew kangaroo pie was a thing. At some point I might have to try it out for myself.
I think murder log and tiger pony are my favorite.
I like danger noodle. Otherwise known as nope rope.
Liked the Trash Panda…we don’t have them but we’ve Ibis birds that everyone calls Bin Chickens. Funny stuff.
@rogueone looked up an Ibis Bird and I can see where they would get the name Bin Chicken.
@naturallycured I don’t know if you’ve seen any other of those videos (explaining internet names for animals) I you haven’t you should definitely look them up.
There are so many. I’ll post more tomorrow.
Haha pantless thundergoose!
“■■■■■■■” hahahhaha
Floors are bottom walls
Ice is water with corners
Q-tips are mini battle sticks
Beavers are water pat rats
A coughf is a lung sneeze
Sz is just head tv
I love the ice one. My terrible sense of humor also finds the sz one amusing.
A yawn is just a boneless cough
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