I need puns about sex based on the following stickers. Don’t ask why. So far I have
ice cream loudest with you.
I donut ever want you wearing pants
You maki me happy
I like your buns
I need puns about sex based on the following stickers. Don’t ask why. So far I have
ice cream loudest with you.
I donut ever want you wearing pants
You maki me happy
I like your buns
Im not good with puns…but I love food. And sex. I love how certain food reminds me of sex. Like and
and
( that’s mouse’s invention) …there are more but you get the point.
I want a pizza you.
I’d so fry you
Wanna pretzel between the sheets?
I love you a latte!
(a lot, eh)
Wanna make a sandwich with you lol
Squeeze my corndog with your big spice rack!
(Okay, now this is just getting ridiculous) lol!
(To pizza) ‘oh I just love a 12 inch cheesey meat feast!’
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda together!
Walking behind girl with a sexy walk. “Did you want some fries with that shake?”
I’m a depretzel without you
I see everyone is giving the Taco a wide berth
Two girls one cupcake.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww why the reminder? It’s forever engraved in my mind
I’m gonna get jalapeño business!
What do you think of oysters? Mine are eeextra salty…
“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating pizza”.
THERE ARE TWO FOOD GROUPS: CHOCOLATE AND FRUIT. AND IF IT IS FRUIT, IT SHOULD BE DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.