Sexy food puns!

I need puns about sex based on the following stickers. Don’t ask why. So far I have

ice cream loudest with you.
I donut ever want you wearing pants
You maki me happy
I like your buns

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Im not good with puns…but I love food. And sex. I love how certain food reminds me of sex. Like :banana: and :lollipop: and :eggplant: ( that’s mouse’s invention) …there are more but you get the point.

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I want a pizza you.

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I’d so fry you :confused:

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Wanna pretzel between the sheets?

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I love you a latte!

(a lot, eh)

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Wanna make a sandwich with you lol
:joy:

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Squeeze my corndog with your big spice rack!

(Okay, now this is just getting ridiculous) lol!

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(To pizza) ‘oh I just love a 12 inch cheesey meat feast!’

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Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda together! :wink:

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Walking behind girl with a sexy walk. “Did you want some fries with that shake?”

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I’m a depretzel without you :rose:

I see everyone is giving the Taco a wide berth

Two girls one cupcake.

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Ewwwwwwwwwwww why the reminder? It’s forever engraved in my mind :sob:

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I’m gonna get jalapeño business!

What do you think of oysters? Mine are eeextra salty…

“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating pizza”.

THERE ARE TWO FOOD GROUPS: CHOCOLATE AND FRUIT. AND IF IT IS FRUIT, IT SHOULD BE DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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