Selective Hearing

Me: “Hey Honey, could you empty the dishwasher?”

Wife: “Sorry. I didn’t catch that.”

But of course she can hear a beer can snap from a football field away! lol!

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Or maybe I’m no better?

Wife: “Hey Hon, can you take out the garbage?”

Me: “Sorry. I didn’t catch that.”

But of course I can hear the doorbell ring from two blocks away after she’s made yet another internet purchase.

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